

Wha Cha Thinkin' Psycho?
Every once in awhile, on a winding mountain road, I think about turning left instead of right and seeing if I can beat Vin Diesel’s record for flying a car off a cliff. I don’t mean I’m suicidal, I just mean that sometimes my brain goes to a “What if?” place. What if I just drove through the front of this Home Depot full speed, loaded my truck up inside, and just drove out? Yee Haw! Psychologists call it “thought action fusion’ which sounds like a new style of appetizer at a


Give Up Your Seat, or Get Your Ass Beat
Today I want you to keep your seatbelt on and if there is a loss in podcast humor please stay tuned for further instructions. Also, if we ask you to leave this podcast I promise we will not beat your ass like an asian doctor on a United flight. This week a 69 year old Asian Doctor was forcibly taken off a United airlines flight to Louisville. Why snatch the Asian guy? Was it because as we know all Asian people are horribly violent and jerky? As a matter of fact the only peopl


New White House Policy: Nepotism
Today, I want to talk about nepotism-- yeah, I know it’s a big word that has no basis in a root word. It’s from a time when Catholic priests would give their nephews jobs-- young, nubile, androgynous nephews. It has been a practice throughout history. And we ALL know someone who gave someone a job, or has a job they are unqualified for because of their family. I promise, when my son gets older, I’m taking him on the road with me and he is gonna work his ass off at gigs. Be