Today we are doing an episode of “when stupid gets stupider.” A North Carolina man who fired an AR-15 rifle inside a pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C., last year as he was "investigating" a baseless conspiracy theory about Hillary Clinton running a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor has been sentenced to four years in prison. First of all we all know that you run a child sex ring out of a Chuck E Cheese. That was his first mistake. Supposedly this man heard about a satan

Well Summer is here love is in the air trees are in full bloom and the baseball fields are full of psychotic gunman. You may have heard that a gunman on a baseball field in DC opened fire on a group of congressmen getting ready for a charity baseball game. FIRST I want to ask the big question, why the hell were these congressmen playing baseball on a Wednesday. Don’t we have a country to run? I don’t think our leaders should have the same schedule as an elementary school. But

Well, set an old tire on fire in the kids room and kick a bunny in the testicles, we are out of the Paris climate accord. That's right people, sweet potato Hitler has taken us out of the worldwide climate agreement and sent us down the road to a dystopian future where we kill each other for a glass of water with tumor ridden bugs in it. Thank you Orange fat man, you are the worst thing this planet has seen since... well since your TV show. That's right, the guy who was on